Creators Syndicate – VIRGINIA BEACH (The Borowitz Report) — Rev. Pat Robertson sparked controversy in today's broadcast of his "700 Club" program when he claimed that God created the blizzard currently battering the Northeast "to punish Americans who were planning to drive to do something gay."
__Explaining his theory, Robertson said, "Because of the bad road conditions the Almighty has made, any gay activities that people were planning on doing will have to be postponed by a day or two."__ Additionally, he argued, God shut down major airports in the New York area "so that people who were hoping to fly to do something of a gay nature would have to take a train or a bus, so it might be days before the gay thing they were going to do could occur."__
As for the millions of straight people in New York City who were also grounded by the bad weather, the televangelist said, "I think God probably wonders: If these people are really straight, then what are they doing in New York?"__http://news.yahoo.com/s/uc/20110101/cm_uc_crabox/op_4716464COPYRIGHT 2011 CREATORS SYNDICATE
It is kind of hard to add to this. Senility Maybe. He has always seemed to have issues with reality, but, Gay = Snow, Really?
Amazing how people who are afraid of Harry Potter come up with their own sort of magical world. If there weren't people that listened to him this would be funny. But he still has followers. For some the dark ages are still current.
This is a perfect example why I will always vote to keep education funded.